Dharma Exchange

Expectations

After a Dharma talk at Columbia University, a student asked Sunim, “Do you like New York City?”
Sunim replied, “Yes, I like the Big Apple very much.”
The student said, “What are you expecting to do in the City?”
Sunim abruptly held out his empty hand to the student.

Call Me By My True Name

At Dharma meeting, on King Street, Old Town Alexandria, VA, a visitor from other Sangha asked Sunim, “Call me by my true name.”
Sunim said, “Call me by my true name!”

Buddhism in One Sentence

At another recent interview, Tae Woo (Alison Hudson) said to Sunim, “In Shunryu Suzuki’s biography, A Crooked Cucumber, a long-time, but still confused student asked Suzuki: ‘Please explain Buddhism in one sentence.’? Suzuki replied: ‘Everything changes.'”
Sunim said, “I would not have answered that way.”
Tae Woo asked Sunim, “Please explain Buddhism in one sentence.”
Sunim replied, “Period.”

Real or Illusion?

At an interview, Kum Ryong (Jon Powell) asked: “Sunim, one day you said it is real when you hit the floor with the staff.? On another day, you said it was an illusion when you hit the floor with the staff.? Is it real or is it an illusion?”
Sunim said: “It is not illusion nor real.”
Kum Ryong asked again, “Then, what is it?”
Then Sunim hit the floor with his staff two times.

A Real Golfer

At the Phoenix Zen Sangha, a member, Sung-man, said, “I canceled all golf schedules today when I heard you were coming here, Master.”
Sunim said, “You are a man who plays real golf.” The Grand Master laughed.

Background

Mr. T, visiting from another Sangha asked:
“Can you answer,? what is your teacher’s background?”
Sunim answered: “Lemonade comes from lemons.”
Mr. T said: “Thirsty people will suck lemons and think it’s lemonade.”
Sunim responded: “You have a very interesting background.”